It's me, Martin!

Writing

Accomplished journalist (The Guardian, Wallpaper, Reuters) and copywriter (NatWest/RBS, Airbus, Unilever, Bose, Honda).


You’re in a deserted coffee shop. There is a cup of Americano on a table, untouched but still steaming hot. Where did everyone go? You feel a sharp breath on the back of your neck. Heart pounding, you turn – but there is no one there.

You sit at the table and notice some graffiti etched into the ancient wood: “written articles and columns for national newspapers and magazines for some 20 years. He also has significant experience as a wordsmith producing convincing copy for blue-chip companies.”

Then you realize on the floor is a binder. A sheet of paper falls out. It contains a list of publications and brands. Could he really have written for all of these?

 
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The binder itself contains a number of cuttings for you to read.

Virgin Australia: Hipster Holidays

Guardian Labs: The 10 Best Vegas Hacks That Only a Local Would Know

Delta Sky: Time Out in Portland

 
 

You finish reading, and for a moment feel an unusual tranquility. But there’s an odd noise. It’s the sound of scratching at the bathroom door. And then you hear the chilling, unearthly sound of a hound snarling.

Holy hell! You need to get out of here. Where will you run to next?